monkey meat

to penetrate a females anus with a penis; a delightfully stretchy meat that is pleasant to the penis

Yo, I got some monkey meat last night. This girl is so hott but she won't give up the monkey meat.

by N-Rette October 8, 2008

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monkey spank

A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.

"Greg is such a monkey spank."

by x January 22, 2003

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When you're doing a girl from the back, you take out a live caged monkey, have it take your place,(since youre on this site, she shouldn't be able to tell the difference) You then proceed to move to the side of the girl, and slap her with a wheel. Wheelbarrows can also be substituted.

Me: Fuck's sake
Her: Yeah, keep at it
Me: Oh something is at it.
Her: Oh shit the Monkey Wheel!
Me: GOTCHA BITCH!

by Troy Winters June 21, 2006

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peace monkey

what right-wing nazis call anti-war protesters.

by Sandypeacemonkey March 22, 2003

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monkey wrench

Fricken awesome song by da foos that got them popular

monkey wrench has a really cool music video

by Skyblue April 19, 2004

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monkey fuck

Shortened version of the backstage expression "That looked like a monkey fucking a football" -- i.e. "Oh, wow, that was so godawful awkward and stupid that I had to stare at it." Among stage crew and roadies, a monkey fuck is not just any mistake or accident. It's something that you couldn't possibly avoid that forces you to look really stupid in front of a large audience.

"I hear load-in took a while."

"Oh, shit, they got us carts but they were two inches too wide for the passageway, and they only gave us half a crew because we had carts, and the band just got these new super expensive amps, so we had to hand carry them and not bump or drop them, and then the loading dock door jammed so we were carrying them through the front lobby, four house guys on an amp, all bent over like hunchbacks, with a roadie following us and screaming to be careful, and everyone in line buying tickets laughing at us. It was a total monkey fuck."

by old lang guy February 19, 2008

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