26 may

Grab your crush ass day

26 may : Grab ur crush ass day - go and grab ur crush ass today!

by annonnymmouuus May 25, 2022

May 24

A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.

Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24

by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021

May 24

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.

Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-

by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021

May 24

National ask your crush out day😍

May 24
Best friend: your crush out rn don't be a pussy

by National days222 May 24, 2022

May 24

NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY!!!!!

Save the date for 5/24/2021

hot people eat a bowl of rigatoni on this day

Do you know what day May 24 is?
no...
ITS NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY
OH YEAH I HEARD ABOUT THAT

by tig bit dick May 24, 2021

May 24

May 24 is a day where you post a song, whether it is a rap, yodeling, or singing. Just post your shit on Spotify already.

If you don’t post a song on May 24, Imma beat yo ass

by NotSoDumBoi April 10, 2022

May 24

Whoever is born on May 24th is beautiful and sexy they are the best girls in the word and amazing people

She’s born on may 24th?
Yeah
That’s why she’s so pretty

by Abcedefg May 08, 2022