russell unblock me

when you get blocked for spamming the r word and now you're desperate

russell unblock me and i will not ban you

by super6457 May 11, 2020

Me estás jodiendo

Are you kidding me? / (This cannot be true)

Also known as "Me estás tomando el pelo" (Literally : Are you drinking my hair?)

Pablo just won the lottery

"Me estás jodiendo? Really?"

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by anotheronereally April 19, 2019

kissed me in australia

A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.

"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."

by ilikenapsandyou November 17, 2013

Look At Me Lily

A person who cannot do anything kind for humanity without looking for validation or forced compliments from somebody. Typical in a narcissistic personality. These are the kind that take pictures/video with the homeless when they're helping them or the ones who have to call their friends just to talk about it.

*Noticing a call coming in*
Me: Ugh, no thank you!
Other friend: Aren't you gonna answer?
Me: God no! She's such a "Look At Me Lily", it's annoying AF.

by Dbowie June 3, 2020

I will in me bollix

When somebody asks you to do something, but you have no desire or interest in doing it.

Hey Joe, could you take that tray of vegan sliders over to table 3 for me please?

Joe - “I will in me bollix”.

by irishcolloquialisms August 24, 2021

Stroke Me a Chop

A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.

Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!

by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017

call me mommy

The women thinks her self as the giant one while dominanting the submissive partner which it she might call baby the women considers herself as his so called mommy

She told him to "call me mommy"

by RealRacer May 27, 2023