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Fart fetishist

A weird individual with a ratjer bizarre sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
by DonnyDDD October 10, 2010
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Fart fetishist

A weirdo with a bizarre and unusual sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
by DonnyDDDDD October 10, 2010
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Snake Fart

When a chick thinks you are being such a tool she has run out of words to call you.
"Freddie you're being such a...a.... Snake Fart
by Fredropro June 2, 2009
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Fart Waffle

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
by XSmiles July 14, 2013
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crouche fart

fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your testicles (generally in fat men).
male 1: Hahaha!!
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...
by Aladdass March 19, 2010
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wet fart

One who is incredibly boring and overly pretentious.
"Francis is such a wet fart."
by Asosh Lamalette July 10, 2006
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fart sniffer

a person who is always looking to sniff a fart.
What are you sniffing at, are you a fart sniffer?
by squirtmouth May 23, 2015
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