A weird individual with a ratjer bizarre sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
by DonnyDDD October 10, 2010

A weirdo with a bizarre and unusual sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
by DonnyDDDDD October 10, 2010

by Fredropro June 2, 2009

Similar to "sharting"
When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."
"You should have seen that fart waffle..."
"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."
"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
"You should have seen that fart waffle..."
"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."
"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
by XSmiles July 14, 2013

fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your testicles (generally in fat men).
male 1: Hahaha!!
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...
by Aladdass March 19, 2010

by Asosh Lamalette July 10, 2006

by squirtmouth May 23, 2015
