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douche

A medical device used by women to lubricate their vagina.

Also it is someone who embodies this device. It is a man (usually) that for some reason gets attention from females despite the fact that he is a jerk to everyone, including the females he gets attention from. Sometimes he may not even know that he is doing it, but most of the time he does and his indifference or assumed indifference is the cause of a level of distaste from his peers, especially other males. He needs not be moronic, attention seeking, or with a self inflated sense of self worth, but most of the time is some combination. He may actually have a good amount of friends, but most of these are women and men who want to be near women. He probably is the subject of mockery behind his back or the subject to bitching about between other males and females in private.
That guy, mike, is such a douche. Why do people even like him?

My vag is so dry.
Girl, you should buy a douche.
by drgnslyr0929 October 7, 2012
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Douch

Has no fucken meaning and was said by an idiot in a discord server
Jason is a such a douch
by Thrustmaster64 December 17, 2019
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douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis
Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag
by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008
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Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.
Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.
by jstar23 March 30, 2009
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Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.
Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.
by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019
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Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.
by vanern August 3, 2021
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Douche

To douche - in the UK - is the act of rinsing the rectum with intent to clean it, typically by homosexual men and in preparation for anal sex
Excuse me, let me just go and douche!
by And. July 19, 2018
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