The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"
Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"
Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"
Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021
Guy#1: Man I'm Sorry Blondie Just Dumped You.
Guy#2: Hey, Blondie's nice, but Chocolate's Good! Maybe Brunette Is My Flavor.
Guy#2: Hey, Blondie's nice, but Chocolate's Good! Maybe Brunette Is My Flavor.
by Kurt M. Petersen(Dirt) July 22, 2008
Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake
by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021
by Cybergirlfriendd September 27, 2023
The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.
Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.
by DuffersDer July 03, 2019
When you force laxatives down your partners mouth while plugging her ass with your thumb and waiting for her to explode on your hand then you slap her across her face
by The professor 827 April 18, 2016