diversity cake

The predictably formulaic ingredients of a programme or ad where almost every group is somehow represented almost as if someone was baking a cake... add a black guy
Few sprinkles of gay
Pinch of disability
Crack a few straight white males
And mix with female lead and bake on channel 11 for half an hour

Oh gawd did you see that ad? Another diversity cake baked and ready to go

by Big aldo February 7, 2020

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Hair Cake

The ass version of hair pie
When female (or male) has very hairy ass a.k.a. the hair cake

Weird person: I was about to eat that bitches ass when she bust out that hair cake. And man, that shit aint' do it for me
Normal person: Are you serious? I'd eat her out instanlty if I'd see some jungle down south

by Papa Kunt May 8, 2018

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Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

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National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

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Norwegian Cake

When Kari and Natalya catch up, as a therapeutic exercise they bake a cake and catch up on gossip and ol' times while drinking wine and lemoncello. They often include special ingredients such as the Norwegian mud slide depending on seasonal availability.

Kari: Hey Nat! Want to come over?
Natalya: Yeah, lets bake a Norwegian Cake!

by Peteyg2012 January 11, 2012

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