Cake

A pen with weed for getting high.
Commonly used exuses when cought are saying it's a nic.

friend: let get your cake.
person: Sure just don't blinker that shit.

by Papanonon2 February 11, 2022

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Get the Cakemug.

caked

To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep

Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"

by fcknstxned September 28, 2019

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Get the cakedmug.

cake

Someone who is really easy to WTFPWN.

Omg I one shot your nub ass, cake.

by MrCake February 6, 2007

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Get the cakemug.

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

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Get the Early Snake gets the Cakemug.

Frosting the cake

When to take a shit and decide to have a wank (shit wank combo), then proceed to ejaculate onto said defecation, thus ‘frosting the cake’

Holly: Hey Chelsea did you hear about Rowan frosting the cake?

Chelsea: no, what’s that mean?

Holly: it’s when you take a shit and jizz on it.

Chelsea: oh right on! Nice!

by Nick loves yogurt July 29, 2022

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