A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀
by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019
Get the Alex Cortinochipmug. a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.
alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018
Get the alexmug. 
Alex is Atze
by lil_lex563 November 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. by tobefree August 13, 2024
Get the Alex Bumpusmug. Alex is the love of my life. He is kind, cute, funny and so god at dancing that one may wonder if he could work that pony. Even if he sometimes can be a little rough, he has a god heart. His eyes can get you lost, his warm laugh can make your heart melt into pure gold, make you want to squeeze him until you are so filed with joy and love that you are ready to die. His charm togheter with his sexy perfume really makes him a real sex appeal. And for those of you that does not get devoured of his komplex and breathtaking charisma, he still makes a really good friend, that truly will love you in his own (sometimes coldish) way.
Hey that Alex is crazy love it!
by LillbambiB December 22, 2016
Get the Alexmug. Ugly, annoying, and most definitely disgusting. Suicidal and sometimes dangerous. He follows you around like a child. And is most likely a liberal. Also has acne. This fucker won’t leave you alone.
by Gc Gc Gc January 9, 2020
Get the Alex Cmug.