p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

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pushing p

when someone is SO gangsta fo waht they did.

"Aint no way he just did that, he pushing P!" "*Has gay affair with obama in the black house*. Wow! What he did was so cool, he is pushing P!"

by TheManOfDefinition April 29, 2022

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A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.

Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.

Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.

That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?

That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P

by bluefoxj November 25, 2021

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Bradley P.

A bad-a$$ gamer with tons of friends and many secret identities. He is a stern man with a big problem with laziness and goes around yelling crazy things like "Skratta du Florlar du!". He has big dreams that usually get crushed the moment he tells anyone because they are usually against common sense and logic.

"Hey look its Bradley P. what a cool guy!"
"I heard he has tons of friends and says a bunch of funny and crazy things."
"Ugh but he's so lazy all the time."

by Lil Fence December 15, 2017

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