cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.

"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."

by GiraPratos April 16, 2017

taco water

When a woman's vagina is very moist , allowing lots of lubrication for sexual pleasure.

Her taco water made for a smooth entry.

by TheMetaphorGod April 27, 2017

water

a drink so useful it can quench your thirst, make you supper, or make your bitch wet as fuck

I pull up your bitch want that water, water water water water. - Ugly God

by I <3 adult swim May 6, 2017

Water Ballon Fight

A water ballong fight is when you and a significant other use condoms as water ballons. or have condoms full of cum and throw then at eachother

Girl-"Want to have a water ballon fight"
Guy-"Sure i would love to smash"

by JDM_Dolo May 24, 2017

National No Water Day

A day where no one can drink water at all

Hey can I go get a drink of water?

Teacher: No it's national no water day...

by Houdini TRLL May 30, 2017

water repellent

When someone is too much of a egotistical smartass to say poncho or raincoat.

Radia: Guys make sure you bring water repellent on the day to camp.
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF WATER REPELLENT
Radia: -.-
Me: *whispers* should of said a raincoat you smartass.

by Dawwonnn May 31, 2017

two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017