White House Arrest

White House Arrest - In lieu of normal “house arrest” this is the sentencing you get when you get indicted on 34 felony Counts, but you might be the next be the next president.

I see Trump‘s sentencing is on July 11… I bet he gets sentenced to White House arrest

by Dexxxter May 30, 2024

Scheme House

A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.

M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!

by LIl' Lexicographer June 28, 2018

National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file

man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day

by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023

in the house

To go to a club you're used to attend frequently to a point you're known there by almost everyone from the doorman to the barman you enter whenever you want so basically it becomes like your house it came from here now people just use it in different contexts

i'm in the house always in the house bitches this night's gonna be lite

by modernmuse January 29, 2018

House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 23, 2023

Your House Man

A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.

“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
“OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”

by My House Man March 17, 2020

out-house recruiter

(1) When you get an email or LinkedIn message from a recruiter who implies he/she is retained by a company to recruit for a job, but in fact he/she is submitting unsolicited candidates for a role.
(2) The opposite of an in-house recruiter / retained search.

Out-house recruiter: "Hi, I'm writing since you'd be great for an analyst role I'm trying to fill." Me: "Is this a retained search?" Out-house recruiter: "No." Me: "No thanks" and then I recommend a colleague I hate and I hope will take a different job, if by some miracle the out-house recruiter is able to place the candidate.

by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020