Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

Flag

Get the Wet paper towel mug.

Wet Viper

The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.

Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.

by Yakoff Mannhoff June 16, 2023

Flag

Get the Wet Viper mug.

Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme

"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."

by Hairlok September 06, 2022

Flag

Get the Wet Dick Problems mug.