House wanker

A person who sits in bed in ur house sleeping all day long whilst holding it's dick

My roommates an House wanker!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025

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Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House

Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.

by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017

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you picked the wrong house fool

ah shit here we go again

If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

you picked the wrong house fool

by anonymous February 16, 2022

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House

Anywhere you can sleep, including sofas, floor, benches, and many more exciting pl es

I live in a house

by FattyBattyDingDong August 10, 2021

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Icing the house

Ceremony you conduct on the last day of leaving the house you were living from some time.

We are icing the house today ,everyone of you are invited for barbecue night

by Jaggss February 2, 2024

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A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House

Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”

by Gspspinone January 11, 2023

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