Roblox's law

A rule that states: "If any given online space is designed for children, it will inevitably attract tons of child predators."
This law is named after the platform Roblox, which is notorious for being full of child predators.

1: Dude, this children's app got taken down cuz there was too many predators!
2: That's Roblox's law for ya.

by Aloomanum2 July 8, 2025

half-brother-in-law

1- Half-sibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-brother.

half-brother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

The BOP Law

No matter what is searched through the TikTok search engine, it will always interlink with a half-naked woman or something that presents suggestive material.

God damn The BOP Law really ruins the enjoyability of TikTok

by holyguac April 10, 2025

In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 28, 2022

half-pibling-in-law

1- Half-pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-pibling.

half-pibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024