Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022

Anal Lamaze

Breathing exercises when participating in anal sex.

Paul said “Dan we need to practice our anal Lamaze this weekend.

by Chia Zappulla December 7, 2019

anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 14, 2023

Anal chugging

It involves 3 mates, one bends over on. 90 degree angle (pants off) the other pours a beer down their ass crack, whilst the third positions themself under the ass and drinks the waterfall of beer that has moved through the crack region

Come over tonight for some anal chugging.

by Wolfpacknz January 30, 2024

Anal tension

The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.

I relieved my anal tension today

by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

Anal rangers

Asshole. Man pussy. Turd cutter. Anal rangers

Those two anal rangers are playing peek-a-boo with one another's brown eye. Tony loves to be called captain Cornhole when he's riding Bruce's man pussy. What a bunch of anal rangers.

by Gut buster September 29, 2018

L-Anal

When someone tries to make up a word and tries to convince you it's real

She tried L-Anal

by wmako33 October 7, 2016