MelRonDrew Rule

Forecasting after 12 Noon on a Friday requires hazard pay, additional PTO time, and one BT Travel Workbook skip for the following year.

Damn, I really wanted to NOT have a headache all weekend, but they made me forecast on Friday afternoon. I invoked the MelRonDrew Rule, so I guess it will pay off in the long run though.

by ZmanRules August 18, 2023

Rule 2763

If it exists, there's an object show character or a objectified show of it. >:3 (BEEFYDIE REFERENCE???)

Rule 2763 is not a real internet rule btw. May be used as a joke or whatever.

by CedarFeline March 9, 2025

Rule 3

Rule 3 is when someone breaks rule two, you are allowed to attack them

Guy 1: Breaks rule 2
Guy 2: "hey he just mentioned the /b/"
*invokes rule 3 and guy 2 and 3 beat guy 1*

by Touch of the tism September 11, 2023

Rule 37

if it exists, there is porn of it.

Pterodactyl Dinosaur Spermo Plasmoids. Rule 37 man!

by mplapp January 10, 2017

road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.

Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."

by Bob July 23, 2003

Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily

I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule

by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022

Hendricks Rule

If you are born a man your body count resets everytime you take a shower

She said I’m not a virgin but it’s Hendricks rule I took a shower 1 hour ago 😂😂😂

by Jayde555 December 29, 2022