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Piss Yourself

Person on discord:Hi!
Their friend: Piss Yourself
by Spunky132 December 5, 2023
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Piss pants

Yo pissy myles piss pants
by 09hr084711fyrt December 8, 2023
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Piss off you cunt

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx
Person 1: can I ha-
Person 2: piss off you cunt
by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023
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Piss sock

The designated sock that you piss in when it’s late at night and you don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Mike awake *groggy*: Ugh, I gotta piss bad. Where’s my damn piss sock? Ah, here it is. *sticks penis head outside of underwear and urinates into sock*
by Grayson Pete December 15, 2023
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Piss baby

The bloating that occurs on a woman's abdomen when she has a full bladder. Often times after sex a woman will have to pee really bad from the stimulation, which can create a piss baby. It's called a piss baby because it makes her abdomen swell, and loosely resembles a pregnant woman's stomach.
Example 1: I shouldn't have drank all that water. Now I've got a piss baby

Example 2: after getting plowed for 30 minutes straight, Veronica realized getting stuffed with d gave her a piss baby.
by Suckmytoes_77 December 15, 2023
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Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 12, 2022
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Piss

I had piss with her last night
by Fuckwit_445 December 15, 2022
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