A girl you can bring home to your mom. She's responsible, reliable and has outstanding moral fiber. She is intelligent, witty, and has class. She abides by social norms, and does not deviate. She's beautiful but never cheap or tawdry. She has domestic skills, and is never self absorbed. She has confidence, and no known mental illnesses as evidenced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She doesn't have tattoos, eccentric piercings, or fake appendages (hair, nails, eyelashes).
Jimmy: JV, what happened with that girl you told me about last week? Is she a "bring her home to mom"?
JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
by rudylikethemovie December 11, 2011
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Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.
Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.
Bob: Damn, that was hard!
Joe: That's what your mom said!
Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!
Joe: That's what your mom said!
Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!
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This stupid mom on the Bergen County Moms Group is taking their kid to the ER with a 99 degree fever like is she STUPID
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Destroys both you and your opponent.
If you're willing to put your own career on the line, use this only as a last resort
Destroys both you and your opponent.
If you're willing to put your own career on the line, use this only as a last resort
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Also used when they win a game but they have done squat shit to help there team
Also used when they win a game but they have done squat shit to help there team
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