may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

May 3

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me.

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me on may 3
Kill yourself
Ok

by Captain piss pistol May 3, 2022

May 14

Gimme head day

please give me head on may 14

by hcjhchcjcjc May 10, 2023

May 29

National be nice to a Noura day

“Oh man it’s May 29! I should be extra nice to Noura today”

by green13608 May 29, 2021

May 20

National freak your crush at school day.

May 20th is a day where you and your crush can get freaky at school and nobody should judge you!

Boy: yo let’s go get freaky in the washroom
Girl: bet let’s go

by NationWideDays10 May 19, 2025

May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born

Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

by Idontknowwhattoputhere7292619 May 6, 2022

may 24th

Send your bf a titty pic

him: “hey it’s may 24th”
her: “it’s sending😉”

by rew May 23, 2024