snatch water

The musty "water" collected from the loins of a very fat hog.

During an episode of "Pawn Shop" Chumly washed down his normal lunch of lard and mayo, he washed in down with a tall glass of snatch water.

by Tootasty September 26, 2017

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

torn water bag

Australian wording for a woman's beaver that is a bit loose. The description is for a water bag (which was a canvas water container mounted to the front of vehicles to keep the water cool during hot seasons of travel. (see gutted water buffalo.similar.)

When I had a night with Shelley I realised what the guys said; she had a fanny like a torn water bag..

by Bluey M October 26, 2017

Water Ballon Fight

A water ballong fight is when you and a significant other use condoms as water ballons. or have condoms full of cum and throw then at eachother

Girl-"Want to have a water ballon fight"
Guy-"Sure i would love to smash"

by JDM_Dolo May 24, 2017

National No Water Day

A day where no one can drink water at all

Hey can I go get a drink of water?

Teacher: No it's national no water day...

by Houdini TRLL May 30, 2017

water repellent

When someone is too much of a egotistical smartass to say poncho or raincoat.

Radia: Guys make sure you bring water repellent on the day to camp.
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF WATER REPELLENT
Radia: -.-
Me: *whispers* should of said a raincoat you smartass.

by Dawwonnn May 31, 2017

two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017