When u ejeculate on a girls back after sexual intercourse in the doggy position and massage in the semen all over her back
by Maggyfromoldham November 11, 2020
A person who is extremely arrogant about their inferior ice cream preferences to the point that they deminish other people's ice cream preferences. They of course will eat any ice cream, but make sure everyone in the room knows that the ice cream is inferior.
The ice cream fucktard asked for a scoop of my Blue Bell, and then had the audacity to complain that it wasn't Scoops ice cream.
by Othelia November 08, 2015
The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 22, 2019
When you leave a 12 pack of Smirnoff Ice in your trunk during the summer and you decide to ice your boy even though you know they skunked.
by CrispyHambino_ May 14, 2018
by CrispyHambino_ May 14, 2018
by WhachumeanCTSBari September 02, 2021
A stopper in the shaft of a bong that holds ice. So when you take a hit, the smoke comes through the the shaft and through the ice for a soother hit. And does not burn your throat as much.
by Mac_Daddy69 March 08, 2021