Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!
Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.
by R-cubed March 31, 2015
Get the palmyra area high school mug.A ghetto ass school with shitty people. Slightly better than Lawrence Central, but still awful. It always smells like weed and there's always some shitty freshman asking for a hit of a juul. There's fights pretty much all the time, people having sex pretty much everywhere and the white surban kids will always be smarter than you and there's nothing you can do about it. oh and we have the worst football team known to mankind
by alunnegiy November 30, 2018
Get the lawrence north high school mug.The home of the Blazers! Where the football team consistently goes 1-9 and all other sports go to state championships. The school has a very diverse population consisting of retards, jocks, rednecks, black kids, some mexicans, asains, thots, and a whole fuckload of indians. Many retards are antisocial and sprint through the hallways in order to get to lunch before everyone else. One notable example digs through the trash and eats the morsels of his trade and HATES the number zero! Jocks are the ones who make up the football team and go 1-9 and are way too loud for what they are. Rednecks at the school are diminishing quickly as one was removed for threatening to shoot up the school while wearing a MAGA hat. Other rednecks are still around but are assimilating to the overall demeanor of the school. All the black kids (which include wannabe black kids) are fake thugs who skip class and vape in the Juul rooms (originally known as bathrooms) during class and are all in SpED because they don't care about school. Thots who are in Cheer or Softball are on TikTok and cringey asf. The rest of the school is just smart asains and indians.
by Fuckinredneck November 6, 2019
Get the Lebanon Trail High School mug.Also referred to by myself as well as others as "New Britain High Penitentiary". Students are required to wear their ID cards around their neck (with their picture on BOTH sides of the card). Some like to think of them more as mugshots than ID cards. Even though there is a dress code indicated in the handbooks given to every student, the girls at NBHS apparently have trouble reading and comprehending the English language, as they still insist on wearing mini skirts, midriffs, and very low-cut shirts (even the girls that have obvious weight problems). Many students and teachers claim that whenever they walk into certain parts of the school, they start feeling sick which is no doubt the effects of all the mold and dust around the building.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.
Therapist: "So what exactly are you here for?"
Client: "I go to New Britain High School."
Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."
Client: "I go to New Britain High School."
Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."
by Shannon (aka "Penguin") October 7, 2007
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by student7184761 March 11, 2016
Get the East Longmeadow High School mug.If you go here than make the school what it used to be.4x football state championship and multiple basketball ones too. People used to take pride in RP until some crackhead started fucking everything up. Shit if I had to deal with some of these 1 brain cell motherfuckers id quit. The problem you see is not the school but the students who make the school. It's a mix of snobby, spoiled, stupid, smart, and retarded people but like for real we need to check some of these niggas iq. Lastly its a school where solid athletes bitch out and leave there childhood friends to ride bench at others. If you a under grade and tryna have a future encourage yo dumb ads friends to stay and rebuild this shit. MAKE RP GREAT AGAIN!!!!! DEAD ASS!!!!!
"Yo you went to Ridgefield Park high school"
"Hell yeah yo its solid "
"Yo you good at sports you should join the team"
"Naw I'm transferring to this other school it got ipads"
"Hell yeah yo its solid "
"Yo you good at sports you should join the team"
"Naw I'm transferring to this other school it got ipads"
by TBH DEADASS December 3, 2018
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Little Timmy: “I forgot to put my phone in the caddy at Brownsville Area High School so now I have to give it to the office every day”
Little Sally: “You wasn’t even on it though”
Little Sally: “You wasn’t even on it though”
by Your mother's kahooter January 14, 2019
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