Econ

Short for Homo economicus. A hypothetical agent used in economic modeling who exhibits perfect rationality, consistent preferences, and complete self-interest. Unlike a human, an Econ is assumed to possess infinite computational ability to process information and always selects the option that maximizes their personal utility (satisfaction or wealth).

"If we assume the consumer is an Econ, then increasing the price by even $0.01 should immediately lower demand, but brand loyalty often keeps Humans from switching."

"My brother is a total Econ; he spent three hours building a spreadsheet to decide which brand of toothpaste has the best cost-per-ounce ratio."

by Homo economicus January 8, 2026

Echomory

The feeling of being pulled into a timeless emotional space by a song.

Speeding down Mulholland drive, I switched on the radio and almost crashed. The echomory was so intense I could almost smell your cologne.

by Gaz Gazzola January 10, 2026

Parnes Ecstasy

Any type of circular shaped Rx ADHD medication containing amphetamines. Usually used to refer to Adderall.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you rolling right now?"
Guy 2: "Nah I got jipped, that pill was just some Parnes Ecstasy. I'm gonna go home and study"

Guy 1: "Hey Parnes, try this ecstasy."
Parnes: "Sweet!"
Guy 1: (under his breath) "dumbass"

by docet thumper April 29, 2009

Golden Echo

The sound of the ocean in your ear after accidentally taking a shot in the ear canal while receiving a golden shower.

Kimberly couldn't take anymore of Marks golden shower and turned her head to get away. Mark saw a target of opportunity and pissed in her ear. Kimberly has been complaining about her golden echo ever since.

by Dayuiz December 3, 2009

dumb ecstatic

So amazingly excited that your intelligence, and often reasonableness, suffers as a result.

"You excited to graduate?"
"Super pumped!!!! like..... dumb ecstatic!!!!"

by JZoblog May 6, 2010

tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen

a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse

by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011

Fam-ecdote

An anecdote which concerns only those in your family.

family-anecdote.

A: Hey so this one time-
B: This isn't another fam-ecdote is it?

by elhozzio August 22, 2011