Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.

Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!

by shatteredframes December 1, 2018

Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.

Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.

by Shiggles October 3, 2016

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.

I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.

by jims gooning August 1, 2025

Chocolate tunnel snake

When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube

"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

chocolate covered bacon

The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.

Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.

by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse February 1, 2016

Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.

Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021