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butt fiesta

when a load of people cum in someones ass, then get a piece of celery and scoop all the shit out and eat the celery.
"jimmy got a butt fiesta last night!"
by conj February 13, 2004
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Emo Butt

The incredibly unattractive butt of an otherwise fit and attractive female in skin tight & tapered jeans.
John: "hey man, did you see Chelsey last night at the pool party? Rockin' ass!"

Ken: Yeah man, but then I saw her today in 1st period. Total Emo Butt."
by Brittieanne May 2, 2009
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Butt Penis

When one's distended asshole gets so blown out, it forms into the shape of a penis. Of course after a while, it begins to scab over and becomes hard which makes it very difficult and painful to wear lower garments of any sort. This will of course have to be removed by surgery or "other means."

This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.
Dude, your butt penis is kind of stickin' out there...
by Jonsey Heiman March 25, 2010
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muff butt

A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.
In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."
by Anus Beeker December 30, 2006
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butt burn

After pooping and wiping your butt so often because of diarrhea, your butt crack chafes and hurts.
"Dude, I feel like crap as it is and NOW I have butt burn."
"That sucks."
by firecheeks October 31, 2009
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butt hurt

When you have hurt feelings and aren't over it yet. You are embarassed and holding a mini-grudge so you're in a bad mood and don't want to do or be around whomever butt hurt you.

Derived from: being kicked in the butt. It hurts, you are embarassed, so you grab your butt and run away to hide and sulk, not wanting to show your face for a while because you don't want anyone to make fun of you. Maybe you want to shed a little tear by yourself and have a pity party.
"Come on bro, let's play again"

You turn away, cross your arms. Pause. Say "yeah right" under your breath.

"Dude, quit being all butt hurt, I didn't mean it like that!"

"Whatever."
by offya January 3, 2012
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butt buddies

Term used for two partners that regularly engage in anal sex, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend-boyfriend relationship.

Often used to describe two people who use each other solely for sexual gratification and nothing else. Usually this is a sexual relationship that still allows for each partner to seek sexual and emotional relationships with other people (hence, no attachments) but can rely on each other for a quickie or a booty call .
1) Whoa, I just saw Joe and Jim butt fucking in the locker room! Are they Dating?

Oh, nah, they're just butt buddies.
by Dictionaree August 12, 2006
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