status bro 

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.

"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."

status bro by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020

lil bro MITter freak jin cho 

a cotton jin who drinks jingerale and wants to go to MIT even though it's MID.

Yo lil bro MITter freak jin cho the night is still young and the jinger bread man is still on the run.

lil bro MITter freak jin cho by Nelly Dewali February 10, 2023

self-hating bro 

bros who dress like hipsters, carry skateboards around but never ride them, and hate on other bros but run around screaming "YOLO"

self-hating bro 1: ay brah, check out my dope plaid-lumberjack shirt, brah.

self-hating bro 2: AWESOME. so glad we're not like those frat idiots...WE'RE SO UNIQUE YOLO.

self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, YOLO

self-hating bro by y00ty00t December 13, 2012

Status Quo Bro 

A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.

These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!

Status Quo Bro by uniquenowflake8 July 11, 2016

No-Home-Bro 

selling your home because a guy went inside of it and you're not gay.

“ Carl, you're homeless? What happened?” said Jon. ”Well,” Carl said. ”A dude went inside my house and didn't say no homo so I said No-Home-Bro and I sold it. I may be homeless but at least I'm not gay.”

No-Home-Bro by gudiofdkjghfhuu April 23, 2019

It’s everyday bro 

A highly contagious disease spread by Jake Paulers. If you see a carrier, you should pump them up with lead

Jake Paul: It’s everyday bro
CNN: An extremely dangerous disease has just been discovered

It’s everyday bro by Lil Rocket Man October 1, 2019

On a shirt bro.

"On a shirt" or "put that on a shirt" or "THAT ON A SHIRT".
These phrases mean that the shit goes hard.
They also mean that its true, or clever.
So clever, cool, or true that you would indeed put it on a shirt and wear it.
This term was made by me and i live in florida so you can call it florida slang my fellow jits lmao.

"Bro what should our clan name be on Call of duty?"
"Uhh... OH! name it, *insert cool name*"
"Dude thats sounds cool AF if it was On a shirt bro."

I came up with this cause i wanted to come up with a cool name for sumn and i was like that would look cool on a shirt too.

On a shirt bro. by Hommesdepalourdes June 28, 2021