An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
by RealNiggaPete September 13, 2015
Get the Bag of dicksmug. gas bag is a slang term used when referring to strong marijuana that is being held in a small bag for personal use.
by MiscellaneousMemphian March 8, 2019
Get the gas bagmug. by bonnnnayyyyyyy April 7, 2010
Get the clag bagmug. by JennaMarblesFan December 21, 2011
Get the Ho Bagmug. by Mastequila September 9, 2011
Get the Junk Bagmug. Ingredients:
1/2 stick butter
One quart sandwich bag
Place 1/2 stick butter in bag...Place bag in microwave...heat to preference (recommend no more than 25 seconds).
Masturbate using butter bag.
1/2 stick butter
One quart sandwich bag
Place 1/2 stick butter in bag...Place bag in microwave...heat to preference (recommend no more than 25 seconds).
Masturbate using butter bag.
Evan always ran back to the butter bag when his retarded, underage girlfriend was taken away by her parents.
by Stanky Mustache July 30, 2010
Get the Butter Bagmug. A big back pack filled with age specific games, toys and activities practical for a hospital setting. Bags are delivered to pediatric cancer patients as well as children undergoing transplants.
by Gabby Krause Foundation December 19, 2008
Get the Bags of Funmug.