Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 09, 2017
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chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac
That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies
by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler September 07, 2008
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Sitting White Bear

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k
by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022
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sassy bear

A sassy bear is a wild crazy creature mainly located in the eastern part of the US. A sassy bear is a very hungry obese white creature that does not like to be told what to do. If you ever come across a sassy bear beware. They are unlike anything you have ever crossed. 🐻
Oh shit! I think that is a sassy bear !
by Lisielu April 08, 2017
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Black Rizzly Bear

A type of wild bear found in the forests of Ohio. Fortunately, this species of rizzly bears are less aggressive and tend to ignore people in the wild unlike the brown rizzly bear which will rizz you up.
Man: The Black Rizzly Bear didn't rizz me up, hopefully we don't run into the Brown rizzly bear
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Ray Bear

A Ray Bear is a ball of sunshine, they will brighten your day even if they are feeling bad themselves. They need to be reminded that their not alone sometimes but its all worth it in the end when you see them beam. They are the greatest people ever truly one of a kind so never let them go if you find one.
Ray Bears are incredible people and I never want to lose mine
by MamaKoalaBear March 09, 2023
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Honey bear shot

When a man ejaculates onto a woman or man's face or body, but instead of a flowing, milky, beautiful fireworks shot, it just oozes out the tip, similar to the way honey oozes from the bears head of that one brand of honey jar.
Yo, this man brought me home last night, but I could tell he had masturbated earlier because his cum was Iike a honey bear shot
by Hamneggs1 September 26, 2020
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