Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.

Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.

by Mr413 January 25, 2023

Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

mexican shampoo

a shank to the butt in prison

Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.

by moooomo December 8, 2017

Mexican carpool

When 2 or more Mexicans are on a riding lawnmower at the same time.

I just saw a Mexican carpool. They were on their way to work today.

by Tatlaz June 5, 2017

Mexican Roulette

Travel for ANY reason to the country of Mexico.

You’re playing Mexican Roulette with that vacation to Mexico!

by Chitown winner March 15, 2023

wall hopping Mexican

A Mexican that jumped a wall

A wall hopping Mexican is A Mexican who jumps 6 feet over a wall

by SYTOPIMFONR January 11, 2023

Mexican Locust

A landscaping worker who uses a backpack blower.

It was a super chill day until the Mexican Locusts showed up.

by ssmracer April 26, 2022