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Jade Longson

Jade is a sexy beast with a hot-to-go bod. Always up for having fun, having a gossip, or night out with mates. Awesome, hot and sexy. Pure delicious.
by jadeandlou September 6, 2011
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latex longhorn

Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)
Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014
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kieran longford

People with this name are known to be sexy, cute and very sensitive. Kierans make extremly good boyfriends and any girl would be pleasured to have one. Kierans are generally great in the bed. The can perform great sexual ability for long periods of time.
by hdnskzjamxjbamkxbnaks February 7, 2014
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paul longo

An extremely tall and attractive maniac who loves fashion and fishing
Paul Longo bought a kimono then caught a 24 pound bass and made love to a princess
by The mag at stan's March 27, 2015
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Riding longo

someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.
Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...
by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015
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luke longhorn

Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade
Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?

What homework?!
by Jalini 2014 June 29, 2016
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Neville Longbottoming

At one point being super awkward at puberty being good to you and growing up to be super smexy.
He will be Neville Longbottoming through puberty
by The_otaku_geek_lord March 19, 2017
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