Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"
Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"
*Trump wins election*
Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"
*Trump wins election*
Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
by Rice master December 09, 2016
when bacon helps some little fat dude live on some tv program or something, like i dunno, why are you even searching this just go watch it on youtube you idiot, you will defiantly find it there.
Black woman: bacon.... yea we definatly gonna throw that away
Father: *chuckles*
Little fat kid: NO! let me tell ya summing, bacon is good for me. i hayve hayd enough. *packs bags and gets a cab to nowhere*
Father: *chuckles*
Little fat kid: NO! let me tell ya summing, bacon is good for me. i hayve hayd enough. *packs bags and gets a cab to nowhere*
by BanterMcLadd April 22, 2015
The sumo of the slave world. The slave that always says “pick me master.” Which means they think they will get something extra out of being a simp to the master
Friend #1 “who wants to go get me another beer.”
Friend #2 “pick me I’ll do it.”
Friend #3 “shut the fuck up friend #2 you’re such a fucking pick me slave.”
Friend #2 “pick me I’ll do it.”
Friend #3 “shut the fuck up friend #2 you’re such a fucking pick me slave.”
by Charmaxxxx October 20, 2020
A phrase used to indicate one person wanting another person to make love with, or have sex with them - can also reference touching one’s vagina, or “poonan”.
- Oh goodness, I would never let Andrew fickle me ickle, he’s too corpulent.
- That cutie can fickle me ickle any time!
- That cutie can fickle me ickle any time!
by Cya_bby November 04, 2019
As a kid or a teenager, to go on a trip (usually with friends) without adult supervision just because you can.
by Xenon32 February 18, 2010
by super6457 May 11, 2020
The women thinks her self as the giant one while dominanting the submissive partner which it she might call baby the women considers herself as his so called mommy
She told him to "call me mommy"
by RealRacer May 27, 2023