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Fuck me yesssss

Yessssss fuck me yessssss harder HARDER
by Pussy eater 0 February 19, 2019
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Roll Me A Durry

1. Drop Kick

2. Wears Pants on the ground

3. Those teenagers you see honing down your street.
4. Shouts out "FTP" on police ten 7
5. Snap chats police pulling them over saying " Rolled in the coon"
6. Has a durry outside Winz
7. Uses benefit for rollies.
8. Leave durry stains on the merdian mall loading dock.
9. They swear, are often unemployed and spend their dole on beer and rollies.

10. Has a durry in the octagon

11. Hangs out at John Wilson Drive.
12. Call John Wilson Drive "JDUB"
13. Often drives old piece of shit Holdens and Fords.

14. Spends all Saturday night going crusing.
15. Calls cars a "Whip"
16. Calls baggies "Dingaz"
17. Under 20's that have more than 2 kids to mutiple dads.
18. Says "Sup Bowl"
19. Thinks their 1995 Holden is collectable.
Evan is such a roll me a durry!

Oww bowl roll me a durry.

Man look at the group of RMDs
by RMD4LYFE February 24, 2019
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Stroke Me a Chop

A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.
Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!
by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017
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why are you me

When someone does something that you do the same
*Someone eats a whole Easter egg when the serving size is 1/5th of the egg*
If you would do the same you would say
"Why are you me"

Why is ____ ____
When 2 people behave the same
*Rob always says yo yo yo fella when he greets you. You meet a man named Charles and he greets you with the same thing*
"Why is Rob Charles"
by Ipromiseiysnotme April 22, 2017
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carry me to bethlehem

When someone is exhausted and the sling their arms around someone else's neck and call out "Carry me to Bethlehem" and demand to be dragged along by the other person.
Mary: Oi Josheph ma legs are fuckt! "Carry me to Bethlehem"
Josheph: Carry yerself ya fat cooow
by Scottish Jezus February 21, 2018
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Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.
Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.
by White Retard February 6, 2018
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