In den annalen der griechischen Mythologie gab es einst einen mutigen, aber leicht überheblichen Krieger namens Eichelios. Eichelios war bekannt dafür, nicht nur im Kampf gegen die Feinde des Reiches zu bestehen, sondern auch in jeder Versammlung die Gespräche auf die peinlichste, aber dennoch faszinierendste Art zu dominieren. Mit seinem unerschütterlichen Selbstbewusstsein und einer unaufhaltsamen Flut an zweideutigen Bemerkungen war er ein Meister der sexuellen Anspielung. Während seine Kameraden auf den Kriegsschauplätzen kämpften, kämpfte Eichelios im „Krieg der Worte“, immer darauf bedacht, jede Konversation mit einem Scherz zu erobern. Leider wurde er nie ganz verstanden – nicht von den Göttern, nicht von seinen Kriegerfreunden, und schon gar nicht von den Frauen, die er so gerne beeindruckte. Doch in seiner Welt war er ein Held, der niemals seine „Waffe“ – die unaufhaltsame Eichel – zu Hause ließ.
„Max ist der totale Eichelkrieger – bei jeder Unterhaltung wirft er anzügliche Witze ein, als wäre er der Nachfolger von Eichelios, der griechische Held der sexuellen Anspielungen.“
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Unfortunately too busy with himself and afraid of closeness - I got it - nothing to regret, nothing I have to be angry about - i still feel safe by your heart ! i'll allways admire you for that!
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we should buy a Drink at this bar, there used to work this sexy barkeeper Eike !
Eike loves his beautiful big black dog! And I do too
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Eike loves his beautiful big black dog! And I do too
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