Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..

Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..

by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020

Sound Douche

A person who is being unnecessarily loud esp. when using an electronic device that could otherwise channel the noise through headphones, or be listened to in another room.

I was going to study in my dorm, but my roommates were being sound douches so I went to the library.

by Failsaurusrex March 14, 2014

Douche

Emma's boyfriend

Emma's boyfriend is the king of douches

by That_One_Bookworm February 8, 2020

Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.

by vanern August 3, 2021

douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.

Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe

by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022

Douche Bagdly

The act of being a douche bag. When one continues to just be a total asshole.

I love my boyfriend but he was being so douche bagdly after he found I like black guys.

by <3Lex May 18, 2008

Douche

Shower in French
An idiot

'je laver dans use douche '
Or
'You broke a glass again?'
'Yea'
'You douche'

by drowningcat4real April 3, 2015