puky meat

when a man is being orally satisfied and the cock sucker chokes on his dick and then pukes on said dick.

guy 1: will you give me puky meat and then suck on my puky meat.
guy 2: you bet! you slut

by Timothy July 14, 2004

Carolina Meat Pie

The act of taking a shit in someone's pillowcase, and turning it upside down for maximum splatter.

"The other night, I went to bed, and as I laid my head to the pillow, I realized someone had left me a Carolina meat pie as a surprise."

by Phil Meballs Jr. April 16, 2009

meat sleeping bag

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out

after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.

by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013

cut some meat

Sexual intercourse between a man and a woman

Any big plans for tonight?

I'm going home to cut some meat.

by AKMadDog August 20, 2006

meat-in-a-roll-ogist

see also kebabstronaut
1. Someone who operates a kebab shop on a deserted mainroad in the middle of the night.

that Habib, he's a great meat-in-a-roll-ogist.

by slimey January 13, 2005

hanging meat balls

Hanging Meat describes the drooping of the females' vaginal lips.

"My wife has terrible Hanging Meat Balls"

by Hose Jones August 11, 2006

meat head

england south west academy.

oooh look at that twat what a meat head!

by RG July 4, 2003