textomg

That moment when you're texting and something amazing happens.

I should textomg! Is that a Labrador?? Can I pet him?? LET ME LOVE IT

by Diiice June 19, 2017

Textical

When you don't have the balls to send a text to someone for something so things gets on the technical side.

Testicle + Text + Technical = Textical.

I'm done being textical I'm gonna ask her for that homework assignment.

I'll ask Gwen out to a movie someday but I am having textical issues at the moment.

by FredoFettuccine August 8, 2017

Textuationship

When you've been texting someone for years and never met. The entire relationship only consist of what can be exchanged via text.

"We exchanged numbers on Jackd, good vibe, but I never met him in person, I guess we're just in a textuationship"

by Ru Thompson August 16, 2017

Texticle-ing

The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.

Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.

Texticle-ing is used by humans to

attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing

by E11eveN11 September 11, 2017

textimatum

When someone refuses to follow texting etiquette by not returning your text message, you may be forced to text them back with an textimatum, "Please respond, or else...."

"I'm wondering why you haven't returned the answer to my text yet. I hate to give you a textimatum, but answer me or deal with the consequences"

by Compassionatesource September 27, 2017

texturability

The ability to texturize an object.

"Your texturability skills are going to be very useful towards this refinishing project!"

by XxxJJ27xxX October 19, 2017

Textual Chemistry

When you have great chemistry while texting with someone of the opposite sex

Wow, Jacks cute and all but our text game is so off that idk if this will last. We have no textual chemistry.

by KittyCatharine October 13, 2017