Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.

OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀

by ppveryhard April 22, 2020

deez nuts

deez nuts !!!(^_^)

teacher:whats the answer to last nights question?
cody: deez nuts

teacher:omg *slaps forehead*

by bignutsackfandom November 11, 2020

Fruit and nut

Early 2000’s slang a fruit and nut bar -nutter

He’s a real fruit and nut

by Stoney_1234 May 20, 2020

vacuum nut

A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.

This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this

I cant im experiencing the Vacuum nutt

Oh fuck Oh shit, its the vacuum nutt!!!

by Gustavo Rock June 3, 2020

No nut November

In the month of November no man or boy is allowed too bust a nut. This means:
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose

If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting

Guy: fuck its no nut november
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself

by My_cock-is_bigger’than-yours November 3, 2020

Ghost Nut

When you're masturbating to pasta and you have an orgasm but no cum comes out of your spaghetti noodle

*Sitting in science class*
America: I can't nut dude, only ghost nut!
Italy: Damn, let's build a bottle rocket!

by Big America Little Italy September 21, 2017

Golden Nut

To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.

John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”

by SeniorPicklez September 27, 2017