business man

Someone who wears a suit in casual places or carries a suitcase with them to most places. This act is usually done to bring attention to oneself as an important or otherwise note worthy person. Often they are loning assholes that want to look cool.

"Hey look at that retard, he thinks hes a business man."
"I bet he is gay"

by Oprah4Prez September 24, 2006

Aww man

Something you say when someone spills ink all over your poems.

Aww man. Ned spilled ink all over my poems. He's a real flat tire. I mean a cube, man. He's putting us on the train to Squaresville, baby.

by Nietzscheese July 9, 2010

man snake

A long line of men on all fours where each man is eating the next man's asshole and in having his asshole licked by the previous man. This 'line of asslickers/asslickees' can continue on to form a circle, and is colloquially referred to as a 'man snake eating it self'.

Douche1 - "Hey bro that 'man snake' after the NikelBack concert was awesome, but now my mouth tastes like ass"
Douche2 - "Yeah mine too bro, mine too"

by anon12233445 June 1, 2010

Man Doll

Dolls made for men coined as "Action Figures".
Barbie for Men.
Also some men collect Man Dolls due to sever a.d.d

Hey Jimmy I just got the new Darth Vader with the brown stain on his shoe and the flesh colored light sabre. I camped over night to get in Toys-R-Us first.

by LLpeteJ September 16, 2005

mans head

1. A man with inflated self importance and worth. Usually swanning about with floppy hair and 'posh' clothes

2. A person that has no respect for anyone other than himself, often adopting the carpets whilst walking

Bloke 1 "Hi, my Im Guy and Ill be sleeping with your wife tonight. Look at my ginola-styled hair and pinstripe suit (accentuating the S and U"

Bloke 2 "What a Mans Head!"

by urban.junkie February 26, 2008

man and the boys

A euphemism for a man's penis (man) and his testicles (the boys). It is advisable to use this euphemism when referring to an erect penis and shriveled set of scrota. In a reversal of this condition (with a flaccid penis and an engorged set of scrota), the "man" looks more like an "old man."

Got into a bar fight last night. That Asian kid went all kung fu on me, until I kicked him in his man and the boys!

Those pants are way too tight. Definitely queer. Why, I can see the outline of your man and the boys!

by johnny crap September 7, 2007

Man Vag

The male anus used to ejaculate another male.

Also known as boy pussy

I wanted boy pussy but ended up with man vag, same difference, just older.

by twirledout December 28, 2008