DOUCHE

A person, GENERALLY a man, who is shallow & hot...a PLAYER with a SLICK game. He is USUALLY very attractive & well-groomed, but his lack of conscience and self- absorbed behavior renders him completely intolerable to be around.

"I am horny, but MY GOD, He's such a DOUCHE... I just want to punch him in the face."

by Here To Help 711 July 31, 2016

douche

A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.

Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.

Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.

by melsie February 15, 2010

Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

by Pv35 February 2, 2017

Douche Canoe

A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.

XBOX 360 Douche Canoe

by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013

Douche Nougat

Defined literally as brown fungus found in douchebags, it comparatively describes the upper-echalon of douchebags.

Sarah, stop being a pile of douche nougat, just because you became a vegetarian yesterday.

by Blockinlick May 2, 2018

Douche bans

Sunglasses worn by people inside. A popular concept among the "frat" community who wear them around their necks on "frat straps" or douche bands. It is a sign of an inflated sense of self-worth and insinuates low cognitive ability. People who wear them applaud idiotic and moronic deeds.

Normal person- "woah look at all those idiot frat boys with their douche bans on inside. How stupid are they?"
Frat boy #1-"I'm going to punch the wall for fun!"
Frat boy #2- " better put your sunglasses on, it's so bright in here you might get permenant eye damage."

by 23carlos19 October 28, 2013

douch-e

pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.

A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."

by jackalopianforlife November 4, 2011