Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)

Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.

by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016

Douche Bags

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.

by Tiger Words January 14, 2017

Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

deca douche

Adj. describing a person who is 10x a normal douche.

“Jackson gets on my nerves every single day, but today he’s being a total deca douche!”

by Cherith Anne April 18, 2024

pistol douche

One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.

In a Gears of War Match:

"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"

by bigmax June 17, 2007

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021

Douche

A term of endearment used to express boundless, unbridled, and unconditional love for your friends (and vaginal cavity)

bye, douche

by natsrox1998 April 15, 2017