angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

bird

a flying robotic spy sent by the government to spy on people disguised as animals with mechanics that resemble flesh

the bird stared at us through the hotel window

by girrafe_101 May 2, 2019

bird keeping age

like beekeeping age except for the people who have birds

that fine man is def bird keeping age

by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025

the bird

the word

person 1: have you heard?
person 2: heard what?
person 1: you haven't heard?
person 2: no.
person 1: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

big birding

You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.

"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"

by CraLITS April 26, 2024

bird bender

When you stay up 48 hours or more on a bender.

Man, I was still up when the birds came out again this morning, I've been on a bird bender.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

The Bird

Verb: The bird/Flipping the bird is when you extend your middle finger & thumb outwards to show anger, frustration &/or disconnect towards someone or something.

Person 1: Fuck you man!
Person 2: No!! Fuck you "dude"!!!
Person 1: You know what‽
Person 2: What?

Person 1: This (Flips The bird).

by xXJonaXx August 6, 2021