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Suck and gargle

The act of completing a blow job by gargling the semen. Often seen as a sign of respect for the wasted sperm being sacrificed for her pleasure.
Sally's a really great chick. She gave me a suck and gargle out of respect for my swimmers.
by Samuel Cox August 21, 2017
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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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sucks boots

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.
Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots
by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022
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SUCKS PISS

big boi boner baby faster faster daddy i cum inside you PLEASE SENPAI SEX MORE MAKE ME A CREAM PIE AND ICE CREAM PUT THE CREAM IN ME DADDY wait THATS RIGHT I CAUGHT YOUR ASS SIMPING SUCKS PISS YUM fucking simp yeah yeah fuck you
by sherk is nice February 20, 2021
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Sucked

An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.
| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle
by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022
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Suck bitch

Omg john she's a suck bitch stop cheating on me with her
by Uhm23krichbitch December 26, 2022
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suicide suck

Get your dick sucked by someone who has taken an high amounts of MDMA and/or other illegal pills causing them to Gurn and maybe bite your dick bitten off!
James: "Did you hear about Joe's penis getting bite off"
Thom: " Yea, he had failed the suicide suck"
by walkandsuck123 December 17, 2019
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