by pizzamuzza February 20, 2025

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.
by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019

hes nice
he has nice hair
his accent is proper charming
but he'll flirt with you and then throw u to the side
he has nice hair
his accent is proper charming
but he'll flirt with you and then throw u to the side
by jamida April 24, 2019

by anonymous May 2, 2022

A tall athletic basketball player that also plays video games but is underrated. A person that is dead inside but acts like he is fine. Tries to be positive and helps friends that’s in need but never receives help that is he needs. Never trusts anyone with his secrets because he feels uncomfortable sharing his information with others.
by Urbandictionaryryan September 28, 2020

A guy with a huge cock. He gets all the gyaldem because of his massive dick. Other guys wish they could be like Ryan becaue of his incredibly large penis. You should keep a close eye on any female relatives when in the vicinity of Ryan as they will be drawn to his massive cock and big dick energy.
Oh shit who's that there with that massive cock.
Oh him, that's Ryan - he fucked my sister last week with his massive cock
Oh him, that's Ryan - he fucked my sister last week with his massive cock
by Lionel Speccy November 22, 2021
