Dirty Mia

A dirty Mia is when a girl undresses you, covers you in maple syrup and slip and slides you down a hall into her grandfathers urn.

girl, you freaky lets do a dirty mia

by Adolf Oliver Nipple1 January 6, 2023

Dirty Desmond

An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a Dirty Desmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.

Kyle had a few too many drinks at a frat party and was coerced into doing a Dirty Desmond.

by Josh Moon September 14, 2019

Dirty Chama

When a man is about to engage in doggy style sex with a woman, instead of inserting his penis he will insert a fully cooked chicken leg and simulate the sexual intercourse motion. Try to keep it going as long as posible, eat the chicken afterwards.

Hey dude last night I gave my girlfriend the nicest dirty chama while watching vértigo.

by Piscolo August 7, 2017

Dirty Cake

A code word for bedroom activities.

If you come over now I can treat you to some dirty cake.

by The Sup Guy December 16, 2008

Dirty Squalz

Shoving a gross amount of kellog's fruit snacks, preferably scooby doo, up a girls ass and then licking them out one by one.

Son: Hey daddy, where did all of the fruit snacks go, I thought mom bought more yesterday?
Dad: Your damn right son, but I used them all and gave your mom the ole dirty squalz
Son: Teach me

by Joe Bosco December 9, 2008

Dirty Stephi

Get on the couch and tell him to sit back and enjoy the show. Only, it's not the TV he'll be viewing... it's you. With him in a seated position, straddle him, then place his hands on your hips to keep you secure, and lean all the way back so that your head is down by his feet. You can put your hands on the floor for extra support, then rest your feet on the back of the couch while he moves in and out.

Her body was completely exposed to me, giving me an incredibly erotic view as we did the Dirty Stephi.

by Hippie In Heels April 15, 2020

dirty sanches

Under anal intercourse, put your finger up her anus, then draw your finger over her upper lip, giving her a brown stripe resembling a mexican revolutionist mustache. Thus "Dirty Sanches"

I gave her a DIRTY SANCES yesterday, and she started a revolution on me!

by per March 10, 2005