Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.
Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!
by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014
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Wet Toga

Straight guy : "Hey man you up for a wet toga?"

Gay guy: "What?"
by mickyknox69 June 10, 2018
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wet police

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard
by &-6.0} September 8, 2023
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Wet Bessy

Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.
Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.
by just surviving October 11, 2019
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wet folds

wet fold are slick flaps of skin between a females legs.
by shkibidi shigma November 28, 2024
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Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream
by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020
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