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The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019
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Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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slap on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.
by SoSerene October 27, 2017
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Zombie Bitch Slap

After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.
Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.
by TittyMonster_69 May 14, 2015
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slap ass day round 2

we all know y’all had no balls round one so let’s get it for round 2! August 30th
y’all it’s slap ass day round 2 let’s get itttt!”
by bootyslapper101 August 29, 2019
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March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know
me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month
by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020
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