Danish Roll

Noun; 1. the fat roll that hangs over female tourists' too-small tube tops. Usually seen above the Muffin Top and Moose Knuckle resulting from her too-tight short shorts.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.

1: "Wow, the extra small tube top on that mother of three is giving her such a huge Danish Roll, I think her kids could use it as a pillow."
2: "Hey girl, be careful where you swing that Danish Roll. You might knock somebody over."
3: "Dude, I'm starving, but can't get too full because I'm skydiving later. You up for a Danish Roll?"

by Breacula July 31, 2011

Vagina Roll

1).A roll that looks similar to a vagina.

Hey bro did you see that chicks vagina? it totally looked like a vagina roll!!

by KobeCl10 August 21, 2011

Whore Roll

A designated roll of toilet paper to be used by whores who just recieved a creampie

Girl "Hey can you pass us some loo roll"

Guy "Get it yourself you dirtbag the whore roll is under the bed"

by Hardstyle_Huffy October 14, 2011

roll-rub

the job which a frigid fat or obese girl would give to her boyfriend.

an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'

boyfriend; Oh My god im so horny, please have sex with me.

Girlfriend ; No,

Bf; Give me a blowjob then.

gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.

bf ; ill spit on it.

by Rolfesaurus July 1, 2011

bump-roll

v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.

Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."

by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.

Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.

by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011

Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.

Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.

by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011