piss chris

a person named chris who like pis

ew its a piss chris

by TheReallyRealReel March 28, 2022

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022

piss holes in a snowbank

The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.

"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"

by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021

kiddie pissing

the act of pulling your pants down to your ankles when urinating. usually on the sides of roads or public places ect.

me and the boys went kiddie pissing in the park today.

by up the NUI. June 28, 2017

Rat Piss

codeword for send nudes

Hey guy Rat Piss

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 11, 2022

sucking piss

essentially god dammit/doing poorly.

can also be used as a verb.

sucking piss, i’m doing terrible right now.

i’m absolutely sucking piss right now.

by Albert Darwin May 10, 2022