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Piss baby

The bloating that occurs on a woman's abdomen when she has a full bladder. Often times after sex a woman will have to pee really bad from the stimulation, which can create a piss baby. It's called a piss baby because it makes her abdomen swell, and loosely resembles a pregnant woman's stomach.
Example 1: I shouldn't have drank all that water. Now I've got a piss baby

Example 2: after getting plowed for 30 minutes straight, Veronica realized getting stuffed with d gave her a piss baby.
by Suckmytoes_77 December 15, 2023
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Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 12, 2022
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Piss

I had piss with her last night
by Fuckwit_445 December 15, 2022
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piss-bomb

the act of leaving a pool of your pee Infront of someone's house
"Sofia was pissing me off so I piss-bombed her"
by dan-the-man173821 December 17, 2022
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Pissing About

To be pissing about. Not doing anything worthwhile with your time. Fucking around…not being serious
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swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
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Piss bitch

A name for someone who pees on the toilet seat and refuses to clean it up.
"Hey, Piss bitch pissed on the toilet seat again and his mommy had to clean it up!"
by AprilShowers420 April 8, 2023
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