Old Guard

The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.

“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”

by Jeremiah Collins June 3, 2025

four years old

someone who is da youngest person evah!!!

how old are you?
im four years old!!!!!!!

by nattyjubiedeeznuts.com June 11, 2025

97 year old diner

nyc diner that still serves their coke the old fashion way

this 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashion way

by im ranDUM April 23, 2024

Old Gayzer

A redefinition of old gezer but this definition is made for a old gay guy that is watching you from across the room looking for gay sex from another male. Old Gay zer.

That old man is checking out my ass from across the room.

He must be a Old gayzer

by Batter Daddy April 25, 2024

old people dust

Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.

Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.

What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.

by rwellz April 26, 2024

old hickory

When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.

What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.

by cmill7589 April 30, 2024

Old Head

No one on here knows what an old head is clearly. An old head is not disrespectful, in fact it is a form of respect for your older generation. Old head means what it is, the head is older, therefore, they are wiser. You listen to your "old heads" because they know best, and have had many experiences in life with that old head to gain the wisdom they have to offer.

That's just my old head trying to teach me some things. He tends to ramble, but since he's an old head, he actually says a lot of valuable things. Although I often don't listen to my old head, because I am younger and hard headed, but I know my old head has the best intentions when he's trying to guide me from making the same mistakes he did. That's why I always respect and do my best to listen to Old Heads' wisdom.

by The_Truth_In_Life_Spoken May 4, 2024